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    M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris CAN touch this.
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    "I see dead people" was actually first coined by Mr. T when Burger King got his order wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by windsor View Post
    "I see dead people" was actually first coined by Mr. T when Burger King got his order wrong.
    And I thought it was Denny's, when they forgot his birthday...
    Jeff Folk
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    Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. the loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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    That's funny right there!
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